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The Dam Fine Print: Otterfans River Rules & Regulations
Welcome to Otterfans! Before you dive headfirst into the stream of adorable content, we need you to agree to our official River Rules. By using this site, you agree you've read this (or at least scrolled past it really fast) and promise to be an outstanding member of our holt.
Our Rules
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Your Agreement to Be Awesome
By accessing Otterfans.cc, you agree to these terms, which are legally binding in the court of the river. This means you promise to be a significant otter, not an insignificant bother. Failure to be awesome may result in being sent downstream without a pebble. -
Proper Conduct
Our waters are for fun, friendly floating. Do not muddy the currents with spam, negativity, or any other kind of muck. Harassing our otter creators or other fans is strictly forbidden. We have zero tolerance for trolls under the bridge. Remember: be the kind of person an otter would share their favorite clam with. -
Content and Shiny Pebbles
All photos, videos, and musings ("Content") on this site are the prized possessions of our otter creators. Think of them as their personal collection of perfectly smooth, shiny pebbles. You may look, you may "aww," and you may admire, but you may not take, redistribute, or claim their pebbles as your own. That's just bad form. -
Your Account
You are responsible for keeping your account password safer than a secret clam stash. You must be old enough to have found your own favorite pebble to use this site. If you're just a pup, please ask your parent otter for permission. -
Prohibited Activities
Attempting to hack our dam, phish for information, or otherwise disrupt the peaceful flow of our community will result in immediate banishment. Also, don't use our service to do anything that would get you in trouble with the River Patrol (or, you know, actual law enforcement). -
Disclaimer of Cuteness Overload
Otterfans cannot be held responsible for any of the following side effects: uncontrollable smiling, sudden urges to watch nature documentaries, an overwhelming desire to hold hands with someone while you float, or spending all your clams on a subscription. You browse at your own risk of extreme happiness. -
Termination of Floating Privileges
We reserve the right to revoke your dam access at any time if you violate these rules. If your account is terminated, there will be no refunds, and we're keeping any shiny pebbles you might have gifted. -
Governing Law
All disputes will be settled by a friendly pebble-juggling contest. In the event of a tie, the judgment of the wisest otter on staff is final and absolute.